Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

salty fucker

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

fettuccine fucker

Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.

Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters

by mstrb8r October 13, 2020

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Mouse Flicker

A slur used against pc players commonly used by console players in gaming.

Console player to pc player: YOU DAMN MOUSE FLICKER!!

by Clorox Disenfectant Wipes April 19, 2021

Throat Fucker

When you fucked beyond a scenario that words can’t explain.

When Rick Moranis was inadvertently punched in the face. The guy who punched him was a real Throat Fucker

by DragonFeet June 22, 2021

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021