Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.

Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!

by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 3, 2005

gender-free

Someone that do not base her/his identity on stereotypes/social roles confined to her/his sex and do not care neither conform to social expectations that their bring.

-Why don't you wear a dress? You're a girl
-I don't give a fuck, I'm gender-free

by kali766 September 8, 2021

free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

Paper-Free

A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.

All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.

by SilverM14 December 9, 2012

free-boxing

When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.

She had on a soft orange sundress, and a smile that let you know she was free-boxing.

by Bamalams May 21, 2010

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022