free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 3, 2005

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$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

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VAT free

infertile

by anx June 5, 2003

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free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

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free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

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Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

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