free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )

"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"

by pavot pavot July 12, 2009

free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

free-boxing

When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.

She had on a soft orange sundress, and a smile that let you know she was free-boxing.

by Bamalams May 21, 2010

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache August 25, 2008

free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008