Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.

Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!

by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

by Remington Steele February 3, 2005

Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.

Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?

by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )

"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"

by pavot pavot July 12, 2009

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010