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Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006
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flock face

The self-assured face and elaborate gestures that appear when one is explaining a concept that the he/she may not actually know much about. Usually accompanied by a condescending, stern voice and used by people who are known to be well educated in some previously explained remote subject. Not necessarily a sign of wisdom or of factuality, but a vehicle by which to convince the listener of your opinion or false set of facts and to make you seem credible.
Don't use that flock face on me, Michael Roy. I know for a fact that you were never involved in competitive opera.
by sddsgsgaaaaa1127 April 21, 2008
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Boner Face

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly
Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!
by Forest Webster September 11, 2009
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Dish Face

When someone has a flat face like a dish or when the nasal bone is so formed that the nose is higher at the tip than at the stop.
'ere fook off Mr Cameron you dish face.
by maddoK October 7, 2014
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alluring Face

When a Girl Or Woman Gives You A Really Cute/Hot/Seductive/Sexy/Foxy Face That Is So Tempting, That You Can't Hold That Erection In. Most Men Have Experienced This Situation Before. Women Mostly Use This Face To Seduce Men Or To Tease/Torment Them. This Face Is One Of The Many Ways To Turn A Guy On.
Oh Dear, She Has Such An Alluring Face, I Can't Hold My Boner In Any Longer!
by AManWhoLikesRPG's March 27, 2015
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serving face

Posing for a photo, usually with an intense, non-amused look on the face. Similar to the "smize."
Damn, Becky looks good in that Instagram pic. She serving face!
by harley11823 December 16, 2016
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face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
by b9 September 30, 2005
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