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Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.
Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!
by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011
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free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.
I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.
by Remington Steele February 3, 2005
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free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )
"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"
by pavot pavot July 12, 2009
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Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.
Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?
by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019
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VAT free

by anx June 5, 2003
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Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity
by Anton1990 May 15, 2014
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free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.
Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.
by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
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