here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."
Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?
by indiancorn November 13, 2009
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Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser February 01, 2008
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Pokemon Brick Bronze

Pokemon brick bronze was a role-playing video game released in 2015 on ROBLOX. It was not affiliated with the Pokémon media franchise. It was removed from the platform in April 2018 by administrators, reportedly after copyright concerns were raised by Nintendo. At its height, the game was regularly reaching tens of thousands of concurrent users. Pokemon Brick Bronze was one of many Pokémon games on ROBLOX, though it was widely considered the most extensive. The game's graphics were mostly a 3D block-style consistent with most games on ROBLOX, though the Pokémon were each represented by 3DS models in a pixel art style.
Me: wanna play pokemon brick bronze?
Friend: Sure, that game is really fun! would suck if it got taken down..
by pizzaturkeyboom January 14, 2021
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shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014
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Bricks were not shat

When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.

Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."
Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.
by Freeky-Deeky September 17, 2010
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stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge
sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!
by masterofrpg May 14, 2004
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brick hoe

A brick hoe is someone who is of the prostitute type, and who has a very strong forearm from years of excercise.
j-lo, Britney Spears, and Bob Saget are brick hoes.
by billy goodwin September 24, 2006
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