Fat-Clap

When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap

Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.

by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

Belly Fat

When you are so Obese your stomach is popping out of your shirt, some obese people like this can literally suffocate people in their Jelly roles.

Grandpa Jackson's Belly Fat is so huge it is popping out of his shirt!

by Obesemale April 15, 2019

forehead fat

When a person is so fat that fat deposits on their forehead (especially in forehead folds)

how the f*** do you get so obese that your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat in your forehead

Forehead fat

by Pinkp89 May 6, 2016

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

trimming the fat

Ending friendships or cutting off communication with lame, mean, and/or lukewarm friends. Good riddance!

"Lara always makes jokes at my expense. I think it's time to be trimming the fat. She got to GO!"

by L to the MJ January 13, 2012

Fat Blindness

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.

Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.

by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009