The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!
by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018
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Fairy Ghetto

The people that have damaged trees, by tagging with graffiti (usually in their teens - twenties) and/or Fairy Doors/Paraphernalia (usually primary school children being encouraged by parents) attached by glue, staples, nails or screws.
Gee this is bad....the areas looking like a "Fairy Ghetto."
by Calli the Cockatoo November 03, 2021
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Fairy Wagon

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks
Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?
by professional_retard September 07, 2022
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blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
by M4r50cc1 November 19, 2009
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fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017
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Fairy Ocarina

An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.
Link, don't lose this fairy ocarina or I swear to the Deku Tree I will burn your house down.
by TheRealMikey July 08, 2024
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