english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

English

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.

Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)

by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020

Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.

Why the fuck did I take Honors English 9?

by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

English

That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.

1:Yay english agian

2:U R mantaly IN saNE....

by Daniisnotpretty November 18, 2018

English Much

A phrase used when a word or phrase is not grammatically correct

The sentence "I have go to school" is English much

by Smash berger November 23, 2019