Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping

by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.

You can go gargle a douche, dude.

by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016

LA Douche

A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.

*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.

by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012

Douche Balouche

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011