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panic! at the disco

They are by far the WORST band in history! What the hell are they?! It's not techno, it's barely rock, it's nowhere near electronica, and the god damn nerve they have to call themselves Big Beat! WTF?! Big Beat is a great genre with GREAT artists like The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, and The Crystal Method! I HATE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!!!!!
scene bitch: i love panic! at the disco
me: *bitchslap*
by Travito October 6, 2007
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Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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fat finger discount

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.
Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.
by helltrader May 10, 2010
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disco lights

A product which is of incredibly low quality compared to its nearest competitors, yet maintains a similar price. The term originated from the tendency of such product to utilize colorful flashing lights (possibly in alternating or multiple colors) as a selling point.
Have you seen those cheap-ish third party controllers? Nothing but disco lights, they don't even have all the right buttons!

I got a new mouse, but it went bad after like a month. Stupid disco lights.

Sure this flash drive doesn't have the storage space or the lifespan as that other brand, but it lights up in blue, red, and green! I need some DISCO LIGHTS!

Man, fuck quality, I'm gonna buy some disco lights!
by Kardas W. Fox March 18, 2010
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Disco tits

When a girl starts acting crazy at the club.
At the club your girl was going full on disco tits bro.
by Ikealike June 30, 2019
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Senior Discount

Bang an old lady, and then steal all her money.
I bought a merkin with the money i saved from the senior discount
by tubbs October 16, 2004
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Disco Tits

When one nipple goes north and the other south (like John Travolta's hands in in the movie Saturday Night Live)
Disco Tits = (*)(.)
by Proto July 23, 2012
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