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At 65,535 characters, cut and paste has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are shizot, stephen palgrave, perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.

Who is Stephen Palgrave?

by oodee March 5, 2004

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.

No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.

This is only a test.

In the event of an actual earthquake...

by Fly On The Wall January 16, 2005

definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.

Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.

by philip mark young August 4, 2007

definately

An alternative spelling of the word "definitely", used most notoriously by a sensationably adorable girl whose defiant side causes her to use a more phenetic spelling for words with arbitrary spellings.

You definately don't spell "definitely" as "definitely".

by andy jeffreys November 11, 2007

Noob (2nd Definition)

To get lucky. To win in a contest based on luck or cheats. The first use of this word originated from the character "Noob Saibot" in the video game "Mortal Kombat II".

The character Noob Saibot was named after Tobias Boon (Noob Saibot spelled backwards), one of the creators of the game. Considered to be the most dificult character of the game, Noob Saibot would "cheat" to win. Some would say their defeat by Noob Saibot was luck, chance.

It was common to hear someone say "you got noobed" when they would unfairly lose or to be called a noob if the person won in a "cheating" or "lucky" fashion while playing in a video game arcade.

Example 1 for Noob (2nd Definition) -

Person 1: Wow, that guy was lucky!
Person 2: Yeah, you got noobed!

Example 2 -

That guy definitely cheats to win. What a noob!

by Aqati October 20, 2011

Defiling

When two or more people are taking pictures of each other in the act of dry humping people, monuments, signs, bicycles, etc.

Usually preceded, accompanied, and followed by the consumption of alcohol

Thursday night we had a few beers and went defiling. You know that statue of the girl in the park? I got a picture of Gaz french kissing her and cupping her breast while Dave was riding her from behind.

by Defiling Dave September 1, 2006