danderstock

When your penis has bad dandruff

Eww my boyfriend has danderstock

by Alyddeajf February 9, 2020

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dangerfuck

Putting your partner in the sink with the tap on. You have to cum before they drown.

When we dangerfuck, you're gonna have to hope i cum before you die.

by vrex February 16, 2020

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Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

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danger scum

Danger scum is a type of person that hangs around sites like Discord, Omegle or Facebook to seek out emotionally damaged youths. at first, this person seems nice but will manipulate underage teens and mentally and emotionally abuse them. this person will pressure teens for nudes or sex and will most of the time communicate with his victims through Kik, Whatsapp, Discord, or Skype.

Guy: "don't talk to this guy!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Guy: "He's a danger scum, he will hurt you."

by kystddtybd June 14, 2020

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