Million Dollar Question

An important question asked by someone who needs an answer to something. One million dollars isn't actually awarded.

Dad: The million dollar question is: Does anybody have the time?
John: It's 3 o'clock.
Dad: Thanks. You get a cookie.

by cookiemunsters August 6, 2012

20 Dollars?

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.

Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!

by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009

meat doll

How to play meat doll!

First, cover a friend in meat!
Next, tie them with kite string!
Leave them in the sun for three days!
When they're done, beat the pigeons away and play!

It's best to play meat doll when you're little. If you do it when you've grown up, your friends will be bigger too, and you'll need lots of kite string and raw meat. And if the neighbors see you, the effect will likely be lost.

by Nooblender August 20, 2009

million dollar faggot

A normal straight person who would do something gay like having gay sex for a million dollars.

-You're not gay but I bet you would have gay sex for a million dollars.

-I bet you would to.

-Aww you million dollar faggot. I'd do it too though

by HAHAHAHAAAAHAHA April 17, 2010

doll

1. a friend, someone i like

Hey Doll, whatcha doin?
Bye Doll!

by natalie colman February 16, 2004

5 dollars

If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot

I paid 5 dollars

by Nik Starr April 21, 2015

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009