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mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.
"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"
by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022
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MAD COW DISEASE

by B-Raid May 5, 2007
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floppy head disease

The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.

After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013
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The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.
G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014
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Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.
Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."
by TheFantomReaper August 31, 2020
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