Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021