Closet Nazi

see Closet Fascist

That Kilroy-Silk has turned out to be a right closet nazi has't he?

by Adolf June 22, 2004

Colette

Super slut. Has lots of friends in different places.. but for different reasons.... Sleeps around, easy, whore. will do anything for a guy to like her. wears short shorts and see-through tank tops so you can see her badongadongs.. theyre HUGE! if guys even flirt with her she will lift up her shirt and throw them down and start seducing them with her crop tops and shorty short shorts... not a good person to be around... for girls..... super popular with boys.

girl: " look at that girl! i can see her boobs through that shirt! she is SUCH a Colette!"
boy: "i better go talk to her so shell lift up her shirt, throw me down, and start seducing me... i love those shorty short shorts!"
girl: "you are sick! i bet she does that with everyone"
boy: "thats why i love colettes! and theyre friends. oh look her friend is wearing a seethrough crop top! what a perfect combination"
boy #2: " i call the colette with the rainbow bra under the white seethrough tank top!"
Colettes: " come over here so we can show you our boobs! and our vaginas! we can have a fivesome!
boy and boy#2: LETS GO
girl: "wait for me! wow those colettes really are sexy!"

by bigboobedmasta March 9, 2010

Ghost in the closet

When a man is having sex with his partner and a friend is hidden in the closet, the man having sex pulls out and forces the girls head down, teasing her, then the friend creeps in and puts his penis inside of the girl, and the original sexual partner runs round the front and gives the thumbs up

"Yo, we's got to ghost in the closet that ho"

by RAtheruggedman January 6, 2008

Closeted Eagles Fan

One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.

My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.

by LA Woman August 25, 2009

Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

closet creeper

those individuals that say to you "TMI", but really are the one's most TITILLATED by the information.

jada, your such a closet creeper. when i said " finally time to go BRA shopping, you replied "honeyTMI", but you know your imagination was running wild.

by nice all the time April 15, 2010

Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.

What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.

by The Branch December 6, 2010