Conmunity

A Conmunity is when your whole trailerhood in the Inland Empire (go figure, a bunch of dopes decided to separate from California, who just beat out Germany as the "World's Fourth Largest economy") is controlled by a minion of little snitch bitches who get paid by the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department, under "head" Sheriff Shannon Dickisus/Coroner; a situation where you are the pioneer, and every one around you is a hostile Native American (Hey, as a relative of Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Calvin Coolidge, and William Jefferson Blytheaka, the guy who was President twice like Obama, and your one guy, a white guy, in the middle of the sights of a circular firing squad, quack commandos who are supposed to be your "neighbors" but just keep ratting on you, spying on your every movement, and calling their "handler's when you go to the mailbox, or fart, or whatever!

Here in the so-called "empire," my trailerhood is a "conmunity" of rat-bastards, petty little bitches, scum-slurping paid informants for the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department; each paid informant relays the information of this author's every movement, fart sound, or throbbing sounds that might emanate from my rectangular, single-wide, domicile.

by draegonktyner November 18, 2022

commando tits

when someone with breasts wears something without a bra

"dude i always go commando tits for hookups"

by pussyenjoyer December 19, 2022

commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.

"Raz said she was going commando tits today"

by titslover December 20, 2022

Commander Juicy

A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.

James: Is that Commander Juicy????
Commander Juicy *Pulls out a whole PC from his back pocket*

by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023

Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023

confangalage

A jumbled messy pile of inatimate objects, which is often loud due to crinklage (or in certain cases, people), which, unorganized, causes heightened stress, and is usually preventable or fixable but has been procrastinated on.

Tina walked past Treys computer confangalage and shook her head with disgust.

by TracyJordan May 30, 2023

comandantefantasma701

comandantefantasma701 is a lying sand nigger with dark skin who hits on 16-year-old girls. Thinks his penis is craved by all of the opposite sex when in reality women visualize it in order to induce vomiting.

Also lies about having 763 confirmed kills on a math study discord, despite the highest confirmed murders being 218.

Paul: wheres comandantefantasma701?
Jack: I saw that sand nigger on To Catch A Predator last night, Im glad they got his black-ass.

by Vvodka June 25, 2023