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clitstroke

To rub fast and intensely more than 2 times a day a clit with 2 fingers for pleasure. Type of masturbation for females.
I clitstroke so many times that my pussy is hurting but it feels so good.
by slpthot March 5, 2020
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Close Keys

That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)
(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020
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Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 6, 2020
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clooser

Oh you clooser
by Hoostiny September 8, 2020
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closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
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Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020
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