Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Fry-Clops

When you're so fried that you can only look out of one eye.

"Dude that fifth shot turned me into a Fry-clops."

by Leitio May 11, 2024

Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis October 26, 2024

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.

We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.

by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025

Anus Clog

When you've been thinking of something all day and now your at the point of really thinking of doing it when suddenly you don't want to do it and you do something else or nothing entirely.

man, i was dreaming about letting my girl do the oklahoma hand grenade to me, i woke up and made my sniggle go down and sat on my bed thinking of what to do, then I had an anus clog, I ain't wanna do it no more so I did something else.

by Zenstar February 3, 2026

Logical Closed Meta-Systems

A self-contained, hierarchical framework for logic where the rules for evaluating validity, the allowed forms of inference, and even the definitions of truth are fixed and internally derived. It does not permit external evidence, new empirical data, or alternative rational frameworks to alter its core axioms. Mathematics, as traditionally conceived, is a logical closed meta-system; its truths are derived from its axioms, not from observation of the world.

Logical Closed Meta-Systems Example: Euclidean geometry is a Logical Closed Meta-System. Starting with its five postulates, it builds an entire, consistent universe of theorems about points, lines, and planes. No measurement of a physical "line" in the real world (which is made of atoms) can invalidate the Pythagorean theorem within the system. The system is sealed from empirical contradiction.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026