Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010
Get the Christian Shitheadmug. A Christian who strives to live the way God intended us to(loving one of another and in happiness). Strives for peace and love. Strives to protect the world's natural environment.
a form of (neo hippie)
by alabama boy June 16, 2005
Get the relaxed Christiansmug. Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018
Get the Jonah Christianmug. I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009
Get the playing it christianmug. by BigPPman09 November 21, 2018
Get the Christian Rubiomug. by WJM123 November 7, 2020
Get the Christian tetamug. American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/
(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}
explanation
Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.
Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/
(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}
explanation
Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.
Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.
by That's why your dead December 7, 2020
Get the American Christianitymug.