The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Candy Cane

It is a double anal penetration with the two penises wrapped around each other, like the stripes on a candy cane. There are two types of candy caning: natural candy-caning and unnatural candy canding. Natural occurs when you double-penetrate her ass, and if her ass is tight enough, spinning her around naturally forms the candy cane. Unnatural candy caning occurs when you actually have to physically intertwine the penises.

Wow! We really gave that bitch a candy caning. Would you like to get candy caned?

by Drunken Disorderly Dave October 25, 2011

Candy porn

Melting candy (Skittles, chocolate, etc.) And pouring it over your partner before engaging in a sexual activity.

I.E : My girlfriend asked if we could try candy porn so I covered her tiddies in melted chocolate and then proceeded to have intercourse whilst eating said chocolate.

by Nott_kat September 20, 2017

LUNG CANDY

LUNG CANDY
Is code for smoking good marijuana when you don't want others to know.

I can't wait to get home and have some LUNG CANDY.
Instead of saying, "I can't wait to smoke pot".

When i get off work i need some medical LUNG CANDY.

Dick told Jane to bring home some LUNG CANDY.

HAPPY LUNG CANDY DAY.
Instead of, Happy 420 Day

Naughty LiL Secret on Kasidie loves LUNG CANDY.

by Originalsinz69 October 18, 2010

Space Candy

A picture of a hot girl that you add to your myspace top friends list solely to look more impressive.

"Who is the hot blonde on Robbie's friends list?"

"Oh please, he doesn't even know her, she's just Space Candy!"

by Fur-Nutz August 25, 2008

candy dish

An adjective used to describe something stupid or retarded.
(Background is whenever a retard makes a ceramic piece the peice is so misshapen and crappy that it's always a candy dish)

I already know this stuff, this test is candy dish.

by caddilac November 10, 2006

candy shop

a place in the projects where they sell drugs or guns

50 cent went to the candy shop to get guns not candy..

by ben June 16, 2006