cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

Cancer

A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!

Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*

by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020

Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online

Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito

by munckin12 May 8, 2023

Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

Cancer

A person who let people take advantage of them and soon they cry when people don’t appreciate him/her

Cancer are so emotional for no reason

by 262717:27 November 11, 2020

Cancer

Cancers are the most emotional of the 12 zodiacs. Cancers are people born between June 22nd to July 23rd. Aside from being moody and bipolar, they are very fun to be around and will love you unconditionally. They love like no other sign. They express their love in actions and and when they say that they care about you, they truly mean it. They are mysterious people. Sometimes, it's difficult for Cancers to hide their feelings because they usually make it so obvious or other times, cancers will try to look happy and fake a smile because they usually hate when people feel pity for them...honestly, it just depends. Cancers are huge drama queens and can get super clingy. Cancers also tend to fall in love with almost anyone and get attached too quickly. Cancers hate criticism or insults. they will take everything to heart and overthink all the time. They heal themselves with sad music and they cry over anything.

person 1: she looks so sad all the time
person 2: dude, she's a Cancer

by yourfavoritesadgirl November 25, 2018

poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023