Calipari

A person who enjoys the taste of their own shit

That guys is a Calipari

by Kam Talley October 22, 2009

California

One of the only places where 65° weather is considered freezing.

Californian: Omg, it's FREEZING out here.. I'm about to die bro!!
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."

by BoxersBro October 25, 2010

calisthenics

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
-or-
On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005

California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

caligynephobic

Afraid of or hating beautiful women.

-"Look at her, she's hot!"
-"AHHHH!! Get me out of here, I'm caligynephobic!"

by caligirl April 10, 2005

California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

California Handjob

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.

I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob

by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008