He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
by Celery man January 22, 2018
A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy
I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.
by YouTuber”jaystation” August 24, 2023
A specimen who likes to break the ice with a classic line of "WASSSSUPP." He is a man who thinks quite highly of himself, so high that he believes he is the hottest piece of ass in the room. He is what we call a "dumbass"
by Wolfman02 September 01, 2020
I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer
by Real BS April 11, 2023
When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 18, 2017