Sanctimonious White Boomer

SWB - (North America) A white person identifying with the Baby Boomer generation who interjects their opinion in agreement with the majority in order to appear more righteous than they actually are. This often occurs with liberals discussing matters of race.

*Black guy, to gatekeeper*: You’re denying me entrance to the plane because I’m too late? What about all those other people entering?
*Woman behind black guy*: this seems racist.
*Gatekeeper*: It is.
*Sanctimonious White Boomer, commenting online in agreement with the vast majority of the tweeters)*: those of us reading this will not forget this!

by QAnonymoose December 19, 2022

Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.

They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."

by ZenNikki December 22, 2022

Nu-Boomer

A term used to describe insufferable gen-z social media goblins who bully and police everyone

Their profile was anon but I could tell from their comment they were clearly a Nu-Boomer

by tinylittleghost January 12, 2023

Tripshiz boomer

A 60 year old man, who gets “excited” by the idea of a bubble bath, alone with floral bath bombs, candles and Barry Manilow playing.

Karen’s estranged husband.

Everyone is invited to the party except the tripshiz boomers.

José: My neighbor called the cops during our party yesterday.

Mark: What a tripshiz boomer.

by Thom Hanksy Panksy January 12, 2023

Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.

"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."

by dyln290 January 12, 2023

thunder boomer

Old people farts

Dang, Janice let out a nasty thunder boomer.

by livthepriv July 15, 2023

Boomer Chicken

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.

"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."

by Cionadh July 19, 2023