Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.

Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.

by The Service Writer January 28, 2025

National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.

Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

by Sadeyes August 1, 2024

Backdoor Blowjob

Another word for anal

Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.

Bro 1: I think she wants to try anal with me bro.
Bro 2: Ahh, going for the Backdoor Blowjob huh?

by Mr. Kongdong June 15, 2018

Goofy ahh blowjob

that blow job that was a bit goofy

man i got a goofy ahh blowjob last night

by Unthoughtful August 9, 2022

Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

alvin blowjob

alvin getting a blowjob by brittany in the bathrom

alvin alvin blowjob

by doufingor August 22, 2022

Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

by Tedzer January 3, 2024