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National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.
A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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blowjob

a slang word used in australia, when a person blows into another person’s bellybutton
person 1- could you give me a blowjob
person 2- lift up your shirt :)
by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
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shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job
Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby
by bajhur_god September 13, 2020
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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
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Blowjob Week

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 1, 2022
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Convertible Blowjob

The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.
The other day my grandmother took her dental prosthetics out and gave me a convertible blowjob.
by mrsaca August 3, 2022
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