When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
by Shadly March 20, 2022
A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
by Franklin In San Diego February 14, 2017
by Grungus1 March 17, 2019
What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.
Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!
Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!
HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!
HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.
2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.
2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.
1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.
2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.
2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.
by Catch-44 September 08, 2006
The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.
Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’
Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’
Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.
by Les1077 July 10, 2018