beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

Wemyss Bird

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.

God damn Wemyss Bird!

by Nickel West March 12, 2008

Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 19, 2018

raise the bird

Sticking up your middle finger

He will raise the bird at anyone who annoys him

by A_girl_who_reads February 8, 2014

Mamma Birding

After he nuts in your mouth, you don't swallow and french kiss him. Therefore the nut is transferred from your mouth into his. Like a mamma bird feeding it's young.

Yo, she just Mamma Birded in my mouth!

Mamma Birding

by DAboiUrmom September 25, 2019

Scaring the birds

To get baked as fuck

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck

by Vortex_ November 18, 2020