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Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.
Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
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United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : an offensive term for a Hispanic child born in the United States to illegal alien (i.e illegal immigrant in U.S. Border Patrol/immigration authorities slang) parents.
Enough is Enough. Basta, tenemos leyes que tenemos que respetar (Spanish: enough! we have laws that need to be respected!). IMHO we could dissuade illegal immigrants from illegally coming to the United States by denying automatic birthright citizenship to their United States Begotten (or Begottens).
by Sexydimma April 20, 2013
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United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2014
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united states begotten

United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017
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Handball developing beginner

This is the stage between beginner Handball Noob and mediocre Handball recruit.
this rank consists of some respect within the handball community.
by ayeo16 August 8, 2018
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sexy time has begun

1) refers to when ether you wipe out an entire squad, team or comp in any games
2) When a woman/man has entered the art of sex with a partner.
Wow, we just wiped out an entire team, I guess sexy time has begun.
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achin' 'n' begs

Refers to the agonized feelings/actions --- i.e., extremes of "pain and pleading" that may include severe stomach-cramping, extended bouts of tearful wailing/imploring for more-filling menu-choices, etc. --- of a "pork 'n' poultry" lover who is unexpectedly being forced to "go vegetarian" or otherwise follow a much "leaner and blander" diet than the rich-flavored grease-and-carbs-laden feasts that he'd been accustomed to chowing down.
(from author Steven Kellogg's "modernized" version of the classic children's tale "Chicken Little"): After being convicted of assorted heinous carnivorous crimes, bacon-'n'-eggs-loving Foxy Loxy was totally in the throes of tortured "achin' 'n' begs" when he learned that his diet in prison would consist of green-bean gruel and weed-juice.
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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