badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

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ball banger

to bang balls. two guys having sex with one girl.

He wanted to take me back to his home and bang balls with his buddy. He's a ball banger.

by rebunda December 16, 2008

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Naughty Badger

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.

She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!

by Tester256 July 24, 2009

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Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

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slut banger

A man (usually) who has little self respect or self esteem and in desperation fucks sluts just to get some. This man can also be an all time loser and therefore cannot get a decent woman and has to fall back on sluts and hookers just to give his hand a rest.

John "Oh wow a slut, I will get laid they never turn anyone down!"

Slut-"Oh fuck another god damn slut banger loser, why do I feel sorry for these guys?"

by Daddieslilgirl November 5, 2010

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