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Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019
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Butter Stubs

A term used in place of food stamps back in the day when they came in booklets not on cards.
I can't wait till the third for my butter stubs to come in. I want some steak!!
by stonedbonez420 November 7, 2012
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Nutter Butter

When you ejaculate in between the ass cheeks of a person, and push the cheeks together, thus creating a human Nutter Butter.
“Yo I pulled a Nutter Butter on Jeremy’s mom last night. Shit was delicious my guy.”
by thesploogiestsplooger October 18, 2018
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Mondo butter

Hope’s peak caffiteria is now Selling Mondo butter! It is delicious and is made up of the ultimate biker gang leader mondo Owada goes well with toast, pancakes, waffles, sweet corn and you can put it on your sandwiches as well! Although butter is also good with cooking with, such as hope’s peaks famous deep fried Teruteu
Student: delicious mondo butter
Student 2: goes well with my sweet corn and deep fried Teruteru
by Castaway_lillypad June 30, 2022
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satchel butter

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
by Drunken38 July 5, 2019
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Butter luck

Also known as having your butter dropped, when your hiking in the woods and you find a clear trail to walk on after having some bad hotdog luck
Hiker one: finally, I can see the main trial. We are saved

Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped

Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck
by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020
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Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.
After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.
by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019
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