brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia

I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer

by Real BS April 11, 2023

Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.

The Democrat Party had Brandon Envy.

by MeWebster November 2, 2021

Brandon Kara

Little bitch in web design that did bullshit on his project and is a leprechaun

Riley: hey leprechaun

Brandon Kara: fook you I’m not a leprechaun

Me: you’re a leprechaun

Brandon Kara *fucking dies*

by Cooler larrythelobster69 September 26, 2019

Brandon's trigger

A person named StarryEmo (Starry for short), also known as Purple Kenny, The human embodiment of South Park, and THE Izuru Kamukura Simp.

They are known to harrass the YouTuber BrandonPlaysStuff by trying to bypass his bans and contact him, even though he has told them that he doesn't want to be near them anymore. They have a lot of alts. Geez.

Brandon's trigger has no life.

by nobodyimportantlol March 9, 2022

Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017