masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals
I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.
by Way More Awesomer March 09, 2008
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taste bossed up

meaning you got knocked the fuck out

hey dude got in a fight last night and got his taste bossed up lol

Or it can mean you came up from poor to rich like hey he bossed his taste up or it can mean she gave you oral sex she bossed her taste up
meaning you got knocked the fuck out

hey dude got in a fight last night and got his taste bossed up lol

Or it can mean you came up from poor to rich like hey he bossed his taste up or it can mean she gave you oral sex she bossed her taste up
by Asco Jones December 20, 2016
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boss ass job

a job, where one person, goes from working into a supermarket, to joining the police force!!!
hey, man, this lass used to make me pizzas, but last week, she arrested me, she must of got herself a boss ass job
by Bydand July 31, 2019
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Boss Hog at the Boar Trough

A saying used by men with mustaches who grew up when “Dick” was the nation’s most popular name, used to describe an individual or organization so talented or powerful as to be unbeatable and universally revered. A far more manly and descriptive way of saying “a man amongst boys”. The literal explanation is that a boar is the biggest, baddest male pig and the individual or organization in question is the boss or alpha among the boars.
Fuck, Butch! Back in the 70’s, Easton Lacrosse was boss hog at the boar trough! Nobody wanted to play them.
by TitsOnaBoarHog November 26, 2020
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Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)
I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker
by Raf January 16, 2004
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