freaking book stand

A person, usually in the U.S. or Europe, who's purpose is to hold freaking books.

You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!

by Special Steve October 15, 2004

Jungle Book Fever

A sex position involving 4 people, preferably 2 guys and 2 girls, in which the girls tie the guys to 2 separate trees and hang on to 2 separate vines and the girls use the vines in a bungie cord like manner and bounce back and forth on the guys dick as if a monkey would from tree to tree. Resulting in monkeys finding their bananas

male 1: dude, I was in some serious Jungle Book Fever the other day!
male 2: thats cray dude!

by Shoffy July 29, 2012

eat the book

To admit that you were wrong and follow through on things you said you would do if you were wrong.

Made popular after politics professor Matthew Goodwin promised to eat his new book if Labour polled over 38% in the 2017 UK general election under Jeremy Corbyn.

On 27 May 2017 he tweeted: "I'm saying this out loud. I do not believe that Labour, under Jeremy Corbyn, will poll 38%. I will happily eat my new Brexit book if they do".
After the 2017 election, where Labour gained 40% of the vote under Corbyn, Matthew ate his book on live TV after a large amount of pressure on Twitter.

"Eat the book, Matthew"

by A Bravo June 12, 2017

The Book

n. The magical object that has made many girls 'chestless' over the years. Refers to females who are 'flat' and have small 'titties,' or breasts due to the undeniable fact that the book has metaphorically fallen on their chest.

Dude, Philly, your girl is fucking tiny. She's got a terrible case of The Book.

Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.

by RobbyRobb LilSwan January 19, 2007

Why is the book so sad?

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.

He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.

by mooninthedark December 20, 2008

Slut book

A person who's emotions and feelings are extremely easy to read.

'You're like a slut book or something, everyone's checked you out and read you cover to cover.'

by tweekerss January 16, 2009

Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

by xzybit October 20, 2004