Boner Tyme 

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.

Look what time it is, it's boner tyme

Boner Tyme by Scotty November 22, 2003

boner tie 

dilberts tie as seen in the comic strip and the now cancelled tv show.

OMGZ!!!1! that boner tie curves up and to the left! thats amazing!!

boner tie by Super Soaker May 27, 2007

Boner face 

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

Boner face by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

Boner Bait 

Anything used to achieve a boner so you can pleasure others or yourself(dudes &shemales I'm talking about you.)

Jo stole his sister's cosmo mags for boner bait.

"Stop looking at my sister". "Sorry dude she's Boner Bait."

Boner Bait by Phoenixfire92 October 11, 2011

boner pills 

Boner Pills are any type of drugs that force blood into your boner giving you hours of fun with a raging Erection

I went hoggin at the bar last night picked up a fat bitch but couldn’t get hard when it was time to Skewer the beast ,so I popped a of couple boner pills and in 20 min I was ready to give her the hot beef injection

boner pills by Atom meatshaft D August 1, 2020

Boner bend 

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

Boner bend by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

boner turd 

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

boner turd by dirtharrison March 19, 2014