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National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo
by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022
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Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise
"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"
by MittensUB May 8, 2022
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T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before
Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob
by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022
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National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
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National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
by venyy September 30, 2022
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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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