Soggy biscuit

A game where multiple men circle around a biscuit and perform a circle jerk on a biscuit and the last man to ejaculate on the biscuit has to consume the biscuit
Yo I can't believe I had to eat the soggy biscuit
by Toesucker42069 January 20, 2023
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jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"
by mumsnot July 09, 2014
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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 09, 2018
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Smokey Biscuit

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.
by WiseCookie August 09, 2018
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Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.
Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”
by WhoreZone March 11, 2022
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scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
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Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.
If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.
by Shadly March 20, 2022
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