milfyway bar

someone who has fucked a milf

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.

by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009

bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

bar walk

A group of people that go from bar to bar drinking until they are extremely drunk. Same thing as bar crawl.

You wanna come on the bar walk tonight? We're gonna get wasted!

by Neon Ellie August 4, 2008

Bar story

A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.

-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!

-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!

by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018

H-BAR

Humbled or Humiliated Beyond Any Repair

Damn, bro, when I saw that kid's eyes for the first time and that it was mine, I was H-BAR

Yo, dude's face was like blaaaowwwww after she dissed him in front of his boys, she made him H-Bar'd good

Yo, homey, don't be a whiny little bitch, alright? You got H-Bar'd, straight! I broke you ankles, they still over here and you all the way over here.

Yo, Bee, you gonna talk to Jay? He's totally H-Barring over you, give him a text...

by paulfinch613 December 29, 2012

Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018

hjørnet bar

Hjørnet bar is a place in kristiansund where you can take your pants off and eat sausage and scream bad things, the owner is a world champion in eating sausage. If you like playing snooker you have to drink 13 0.5 beers before you are alowwed to play, and if you dont win you get your teeth knocked out and raped in the ass after.

#hjørnet bar# pølse# ass

by Kripos July 17, 2021