Angrybate

To masturbate furiously. To bang your meat angrily.

Man my job is so stressful that I have to angrybate to keep the stress away.

by UrbanGeek July 26, 2012

angry artic wolf

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and right before you cum, make a joke or say something funny and she laughs and the jizz comes out of her nose.

"Tonight, i'm going to pull an angry artic wolf on my girlfriend."

by MangoTango167 September 16, 2013

Angry viper

When you choke a woman with your male genitalia, lay her out on her back, proceed to give a Cleveland steamer, back handspring behind her and finishing with a donkey punch, in turn waking her up and leaving her confused as to what actually happened

My girl was making me mad so I gave her an angry viper

by Donkeyme September 25, 2015

Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

by thateinsteinguy April 9, 2016

angry eskimo

The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.

I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.

by Angryfucker101 April 27, 2017

Angry cougar

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over

Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”

by Crackhead696666 November 30, 2017

Angry Bird Andrew

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.

Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

by The Real Snail July 25, 2018