The Angry Pirate

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.

Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!

by iceman99767 March 22, 2010

angry angry

really really really really fucking angry.

O damn, i heard today john got a angry fetus from marilyn, then he got angry angry.

by ChrisCharles September 26, 2006

Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.

"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"

by Boomstyk August 8, 2009

Angry Dragon

The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth

Guy- Wanna to angry dragon?

Girl- sure but it might get messy

by Beastin4<3 January 24, 2011

Angry Robber

Give a girl a pearl necklace, then sock her in the face, then throw her outside in the snow.

Dude, I didn't like that whore so I gave her an Angry Robber!

by G-Money69 January 28, 2008

Angry Fisherman

When fucking a girl from behind then playing with her arsehole with your finger. If she objects, reach round and put your grubby finger in her mouth and tug on her cheek.

During mid-bang Charles decided to up the ante and finger Diana's anus. Diana squealed with displeasure so Charles gave her the Angry Fisherman

by newnoise88 April 17, 2011