Half a-don

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"

Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

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Jit and a half

When you want to call someone a jit, but even that doesn't do them justice.

"Did you hear Henry got caught in the shower with his brother again? He is one Jit and a half."

by Ben Swanson29 April 7, 2023

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the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018

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Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

by Incest retard March 6, 2019

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Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019

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