Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".
The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
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second :yea man. her name is in books and movies
oh how i hope i was her.
third : she helped me on homework lolx
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An "Alice" is any person who maintains a appearance of an upstanding, law abiding citizen as they conduct criminal or harmful acts sight unseen. They are quick to point the finger or join in slanderous gossip about others to divert attention elsewhere. Also can be used in reference to someone who appears nice and has a good moral base but inside, is just a rotten individual.
Hey, did you hear about that Catholic Cardinal in Australia? Yeah, I did.. They finally exposed that Alice for what he really was...
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