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Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).
Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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ryan ball

The realest trap hard rockstar out on your nearest cul de sac.
Watch out Ryan Ball is coming, you better back away from all the trapping ooze that surrounds him or he will bust out the heat.
by the jerster June 26, 2017
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Ball-crumbs

The detritus-like substance found on a man's hands after he scratches his scrotum.
Don't scratch your balls then touch my face.. you'll get ball-crumbs all over me
by Peacock Lady February 23, 2011
mugGet the Ball-crumbsmug.

ball cushion

used to describe a goatee on a gay man. that area of hair on the chin.
my balls feel good bouncing on bills ball cushion
by stuart duff August 21, 2006
mugGet the ball cushionmug.

lab-ball

A game designed as a mix between physics and baseball, where you have a batter who sits on a roller chair and kicks a tennis ball trying to hit a homerun. You have a pitcher, outfield, hitter, and catcher. Must be played in a physics laboratory.
Mr. Peoples spectated the intense lab-ball game.
by spencer popp November 11, 2005
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Pixel Balls

The phenomenon where a player in an online game such as World of Warcraft or Runescape can act bolder, tougher and sometimes with more "swag" than would in real life, in which they would never outwardly act in such a way.

This may involve (pre)teenagers acting in a similar bully fashion that they face everyday.

This also may go past the online gaming of online activity, to various forums, and social media sites where people can be anonymous, and they can say something bold, idiotic, or radical that they would be too scared to say in real life and back up, such as political views, or takes on current events.
"runescape player": w00t i just got 90 attack!

"pixel baller" (in runescape): Yo stfu son, ill own you in the wildy with my D Claws!!! youmadbro?

"bully": gimme your lunch money!
"pixel baller" (in real life): okay !!! please don't hurt me!!!!

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"sexyhunkguy (on twitter, using picture from google search)" hey girl, you got mirrors in your pants because I can see myself in them!

"girl looking at her mentions on twitter" *looks at iphone irritated* what a fake, he may not have any real balls, but his pixel balls are huge!

"John" (in real life, with a Pizza stained tshirt, obese and with a beard with a blob of mustard left on it): wow that girl is sexy, I should look her up on twitter where she can see me as "sexyhunkguy" and she will be all over me!

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"red1405332" (on political forum): all democrats are fascist and socialists who want to drive America into the ground!!!

OBAMA HATES AMERICA!! HE WAS BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACKS!!

"reader" wow, I can see red1405332 has pixel balls, but does (s)he have the guts to say that where (s)he can be identified and held to that opinion, and forced to defend it.
by someguyonline October 8, 2011
mugGet the Pixel Ballsmug.

Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
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