He was too tech-tarded to search the web
by dracopiaz January 16, 2025
Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.
Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions.
Friend: Big tech at it again.
Friend: Big tech at it again.
by Sazuri November 12, 2020
the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 06, 2009
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know July 23, 2015
Teching out is in reference to the propensity people high on methamphetamine have for developing an incredibly powerful desire to attempt to tinker with electronics /tech items. Whether it's taking something apart like a flashlight or installing stereos. The big difference between someone teching out and a regular hobbyist is that the hobbyist is generally organized. The person teching out is going to make a huge mess approximately 90% of the time. Most likely won't accomplish what they set out to do and will more often than not, get frustrated and lose their temper quite easily.
The next door neighbour was outside teching out on his car stereo until 3 a.m. again last night. Bits and bobs of his car lay strewn about our cul-de-sac.
by Slick_Slack October 16, 2022