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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
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kei

she's very pretty she's perfect and everything, literally tloml her smile makes me blush a lot, she's also puts a lot of efforts on everything, i love her so so so much
ugly guy: "kei is such a weird name"
me: shut your ugly ass up
by someone u might know xx April 11, 2022
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Maner Key

A Person Who Looks Like A Monkey An Acts Like One Also Love To Put His Stick In Dirty Bithces
You Maner Key Back To Work
by Hubdro February 17, 2024
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Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.
Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
mugGet the Off Keymug.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Skeleton Key

An underbarrel shotgun used by the Rainbow Six Siege™️ operator Buck.

It lets you create sightlines anywhere at the cost of damage.

Useful, i guess?
Teammate 1: "Yo, can you skeleton key this here wall? It will make a great sightline.'
Teammate 2: "Yeah sure!"
*BANG BANG*
Teammate 2: "Home improved."
by в о л к September 5, 2020
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key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys
That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.
by the kidd ego August 16, 2018
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