funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.

He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.

by tadwollop March 16, 2010

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Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 27, 2013

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When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 20, 2017

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when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.

See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.

by christpanda August 27, 2011

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Chinese slang invented in 2020.03.27, literally means your mother is dead, as same as NMSL

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if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 05, 2022

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1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 05, 2019

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