Joseph

Unlike his name, a guy named Joseph will not make you religious or feel close in any way. As a matter of fact it will only cause you to curse the holy trinity out. He is the type to be liked by many, is a gym rat and will lead you on. Hes also very dry on text and is egocentric as fuck

Joanne: this dude texted me yesterday he’s so peng!!
Jlo: what’s his name?
Joanne: Joseph

Jlo: girl run as far as u can, that man only cares about himself

by Magnumhorsecock May 22, 2022

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Joseph's are typically the kindest and sweetest people you will ever come across. Being able to feel their warmth whether it be from their touch, smile or jokes is special beyond all doubts. They make the best partners for their patience and understanding. Often having a goofy mood with a playful side you can't help but roll your eyes then smile at a Joseph is the epitome of bestest boi. Whether he is gay, straight, bi or any other variation he will be the best partner you can find. A great kisser, love making skills that could make your toes curl and a heart so big you'd need lube to fit his love.

"No guys I don't think you understand, I think he's the one."
"how can you tell?"
"he's a Joseph

by 2LesbianPenguinsAndAHat April 16, 2024

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in a battle with Ben

oh no there's joseph, were all doomed

by snail the goat overlord May 26, 2022

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The best friend ive ever had. would be there for you no matter the circumstance. BIGGEST chad who ever lived. doesnt support those stupid things like LGBT or furrys. real cool under pressure. legit woman magnet cant keep those hoes off him. if i could be like my friend joseph id totally go for it. joseph is an omni chad who would do anything to protect his friends. best paired with a jack or a luke. loves a typical night out on the town.

DAMN BRO JOSEPH JUST SOCKED THAT LEFTIST HOE IN HER FACE. GO JOSEPH

by pseudonymflaggot December 31, 2023

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